Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I wanna tell you something !!!!

Aaj main tumse 1 baat kahana chahta hu
ye baat main tab
se hi kahana
chahta tha jab se maine
tumhe pahala scrap bheja tha i.e.
jab tum meri frndlist me add hui thi
par tab himmat nahi ho
pai aur fir darata tha
ki tum naraj ho jaogi
ya fir mujse baat nahi karogi
ya fir mujse dosti nahi karogi
jo me nahi chahta tha
par ab me aapne aap
ko nahi rok sakta tum se yah kahane
se ki..............
par 1 baat aur plzzz narazzz na hona
kam se kam javab jaroor dena
mujhse baat karana mat chor dena
aur scrap karana bhi
badi muskil se kah pa raha hu
wo baat jo 1 insaan apni jindagi me shayad hi kisi se kah pata hoga
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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MELODY ITNI CHOCKLATI KYO HOTI HAI ??

Sunday, February 22, 2009

You decide - confused Girls

Girls You decide what we do .............
Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don’t want
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

Confused aren't they these girls!!!!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Exams again and again why?????????

Hum jeete ek bar hai,
marte ek bar hai,
pyar ek bar hota hai,
aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai...
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TO fir ye ..
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EXAMS BAAR-BAAR
KYUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a happy and safe valentines day

safe valentines day 

Safety first!!!!

HI everybody have a safe valentines day

Friday, February 13, 2009

Reputed IT companies and their funny full forms

1.NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.